Friday, October 28, 2011

ABOUT CLEMENTINE


I’m aware that most people avoid clicking on links for OC’s in profiles for fear of tl;dr, so I’m just going to attempt to summarize Clementine in bullet points.


Name: Clementine Marie Valentino

Alias: La Gatita

Nickname: Kitty

Born: May 14, 1991

Age: 19

Sex: F

Country of Origin: Spain

City: Madrid

Family: Mother, dentist, father, bred dalmations, two younger siblings, brothers

Powers: Turn into any member of the Class—Mammalia, the Order—Carnivora and the Family—Felidae. And then some.
“The cat family includes the small cats (genus Felis), the clouded leopard (genus Neofelis), the cheetah (genus Acinonyx), and the big cats (genus Panthera).”

Personality: Lesiban, loves to cook, does not see the world as “Good guys” and “Bad guys”, sees the world as “Nice to me = friend, I like” and “Mean to me = not friend, dislike”.

Does not choose “sides”.

Wants to be a chef.

Makes pies out of hookers.

Cannibalistic, does not view it as cannibalism.

Does not view herself as human.

Thinks that because it’s okay for humans to hunt big cats for fun, it’s okay for her to hunt humans for fun.

HUGE Animal Rights Activist.

Cries watching SPCA commercials.

Loves everybody.

Does not seem crazy when you first meet her.

Is usually nice.

Best friends with @Tyrian.

Hates zombies with a fiery fucking passion which burns like a thousand white hot suns.

80’s music enthusiast.


Origin: Wanted to be a veterinarian when growing up. Met Ty at the age of 16 through an exchange program and learned English from her. Had an internship at a research center for feline leukemia. Was exposed to a contamination of a proposed biological agent designed as a possible cure which had leaked and tripped while carrying vials of blood samples, whereupon she smashed the vial, cut herself, and was exposed to the agent and blood and thus contaminated and biologically altered.

HOME LIFE: Lives in a Loft on the South end of the Narrows with Tyrian. The Loft is guarded by a demonic, living, man-eating chainlink named Greg, given to Kitty as a gift by the Antichrist for security in exchange for ownership of her soul, which she did not see as a very big deal at the time, having been sixteen when making this decision. Greg is mainly for the event of the zombie apocalypse, but he keeps out creepers also. The fence will not attack friends who have passed through the gate while accompanying Kitty or Tyrian in the past. Every single light in the Loft has been replaced with those blue night light light bulbs, due to the fact that Tyrian’s shadow powers make her skin extremely sensitive to all types of lighting, natural or artificial. Recently, it was revealed that the cause of Tyrian’s shadow powers was the fusion of her body with that of a demon named Morgan. Morgan frequently steals control from Tyrian and will go out and murder/terrorize people, which has left Tyrian thoroughly traumatized. She has what she calls the ‘Light Box’ which Kitty ironically refers to as the ‘Fun Box’, which is essentially a Rubbermaid tote with a hole cut into it, with a halogen light bulb wired through which Tyrian hides in with her favorite childhood bear, convinced that the box is the only safe place left in the world, and that everything outside is out to get her. Kitty does not like the Box.


YOU CAN STOP READING HERE IF YOU WANT TO. I’m going to post some personality profiles just for shits and giggles. You can read more if you wish. The following is all related to Kitty, and based off of various online personality profile tests I took for her.

FIRST: birthday calculator

14 May 1991

Your date of conception was on or about 21 August 1990 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Taurus.
Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads:
A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448390.5.
The golden number for 1991 is 16.
The epact number for 1991 is 14.
The year 1991 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/15/1991 and ending 2/3/1992.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Epipy, the third month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Your lucky day is Friday.
Your lucky number is 6.
Your ruling planet(s) is Venus.
Your lucky dates are 6th, 15th, 24th.
Your opposition sign is Scorpio.
Your opposition number(s) is 9 & 11.

Your birth flower is LILY

Your birthstone is Emerald

The Mystical properties of Emerald

Though not meant to replace traditional medical treatment, Emerald is used for physical and emotional healing.

Your birth tree is

Poplar, the Uncertainty

Looks very decorative, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

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