sleep

I slept all day today. if I had the curtains open, I'd have woken up earlier than 4 PM. if I'd had the curtains open all night, though, and some light hit me when I woke up (and I just happened to be flat, or semi-flat, or 3-d, but not when I'm completely normal looking), it feels like I've gotten sunburn. I don't care for it, and therefore, opaque curtains.

I think I shall describe my room for you.

it's a medium sized room, with two windows, and hardwood floors. there's a rug placed under my bed, leaving about 3 feet around it carpeted. I have lamps on the ceiling with 25 watt bulbs, and a couple smaller lamps for reading on my side-tables. one side table has my altar on it, and the other has the lamps. my closet has a built in light, and it's a walk-in closet. my walls are painted a dark maroon, and my ceiling's a pale blue. my bed is a fold-out couch (saves on space when I need floorspace). my windows are pretty large, living in a loft, after all. the bed is between the two windows.

I think that's all you need to know, darlings. Gata might describe her room later, she seems to have this thing where we do similar postings.

Run, baby, run, don't EVER look back.

SO.

Today, while Obsidian slept all day, I went on a rampage and slaughtered an entire supermarket full of shoppers.

Why?


Because it's FUN, of course!

You people seem to find it fun killing US.












I can understand hunting shit like antelope and gemsbok and wildebeest, they're all game animals, but you DON'T eat CATS!

If you people are allowed to have fun killing us, why shouldn't we be allowed to have fun killing you back?

My alphabets (gata made me do it)

•A is for age: 16
•B is for booze of choice: no booze.
•C is for career: Villain
•D is for dancing: whenever Gata drags me out. I don't care to dance.
•F is for favourite song at the moment: "better luck next time" by Oingo Boingo
•G is for God: Wicca
•H is for home town:Carlisle,England
•I is for intimate secrets: not things the internet need to know.
•J is for jam or jelly you like: Pomegranate
•K is for kids: perhaps. I like kids..they don't like me. ):
•L is for living arrangements: Loft with Gata
•M is for magic powers: the ability to turn "flat", or shadow-like. I can also give people horrible, nightmare visions by touching their heads with my hand when it's flat.
•N is for name: Tyrian
•O is for obsessions: preforming a perfect heist, where not even the police are aware I've done anything.
•P is for phobias: being trapped in an air-tight container, Iron
•Q is for quotient of intelligence: 111
•R is for rumours about you: "demon from hell"
•S is for singing: that's Gata's thing.
•T is for time you wake up: whenever I get sick of sleeping.
•U is for underwear: briefs or "boy shorts"
•V is for vegetables: eggplant
•W is for weekend plans: charge some stones, do a tarot for any upcoming heists.
•X is for X-rays you've had: 3
•Y is for yummy food you make: um...Lox in a box...cream cheese and crackers..nothing involving heat.
•Z is for zodiac sign: Leo

Alphabet Quiz

•A is for age: 17
•B is for booze of choice: Smirnoff
•C is for career: Aiming to be a big-time supervillain
•D is for dancing: Anytime I manage to drag Obsidian out, a-clubbing we go.
•F is for favorite song at the moment: Peter Gabriel - Down to Earth
•G is for God: Atheist
•H is for hometown: Madrid, Spain
•I is for intimate secrets: Not your business
•J is for jam or jelly you like: Strawberry
•K is for kids: None. Ever.
•L is for living arrangements: Loft with Obby
•M is for magic powers: turn into any member of the Class--Mammalia, the Order--Carnivora and the Family--Felidae. And then some.
The cat family includes the small cats (genus Felis), the clouded leopard (genus Neofelis), the cheetah (genus Acinonyx), and the big cats (genus Panthera).
•N is for name: La Gatita
•O is for obsessions: Cats and Robots and Food
•P is for phobias: Small spaces, asylums, tranquilizers, especially in my meat
•Q is for quotient of intelligence: Zero. :D
•R is for rumors about you: None yet
•S is for singing: ALL the TIME! Just ask Obby and her poor ears. XD
•T is for time you wake up: As last as I possibly can
•U is for underwear: Anything I don't get a wedgie in
•V is for vegetables: Cauliflower, carrots
•W is for weekend plans: Same thing I do every day, nothing
•X is for X-rays you've had: Many
•Y is for yummy food you make: Ramen, eggs, banana pancakes
•Z is for zodiac sign: Taurus

Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there!

HOLA children!

Estoy la Gatita, as you probably guessed, considering what bright and shining chicitos you all are.

Shiny like a bowling ball.

When it falls through the air and smashes your head RIGHT open. :D


...... why does Obby's name get to be first? DX


THIS SADDENS MEE....


............. why do we even NEED a blog?

Seriously.



AAAAANYHOW!

Here are some importante links por tu.

http://twitter.com/_La_Gatita_
http://twitter.com/_Obsidian_







......... I STILL want that damn taser.

hello?

this thing works? marvellous.

I'm Obsidian, and La Gatita and I are partnered here in gotham, and we're new. ^^

I hope people are interested enough in our exploits (and that the Batman guy doesn't find out that we have a blog)

I'm making this first post so I'll remember to post on here. I'm rather bad at posting these things.