Thursday, January 29, 2009

ALL ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD.

SO.

I got bored, and I figured I'd rant for a while on my favorite subject ever: ME.


On the subject of my childhood.




You see, unlike a lot of villains, I had a perfectly fine life growing up. Both of my parents loved me, I had siblings, pets, I wasn't abused or mistreated or shunned and yadda yadda. Lots of friends in school, etc, etc.

My mother was a dentist and my father bred dogs.

In all honesty I have no idea why I turned out to be a psychopathic killer. I really have no excuse for it. I just got these cat powers one day and decided 'Hey, all my life I've been a selfish greedy bitch, why should I stop now?'

And continued to abandon my morals and focus entirely on myself.

So I graduated high school, faked my own death, and left the country with Tyrian to begin anew.

And, well, here I am.