Still Alive

I expect you all want a Fantabulous Story explaining my absence on Twitter. the simplest thing I can say is: I more-or-less got kidnapped. if you want to call it that. yes. full adventures to be told tomorrow! toooo tired now.





actually, no, fuck that. I'm tired, but it's going to bug the hell out of me if I don't say anything now.
I got arrested, basically. yeah, y'see, there was this one guy, in a hotel, I tapped him on the head, and Gata neutered him. he bled out, and they've been looking for me'n her. SOMEHOW they figured out I get trapped in air-tight things, and got me stuck. yes. stuck. laugh now. I pretty much walked right into it. it was an ACTUAL air-tight, ready-to-seal box. and I ACTUALLY walked RIGHT INTO IT. I feel stupid now. Note To Self: look before entering Dark Scary Buildings.

Right. Anyway.
I escaped by hitching a ride on someone's shadow in the interrogation room as they left. kinda like that episode in The Library on Doctor Who, except I don't eat people and walk around using their skeletons in a space suit. I forgot how hard it was to match leg movements while flat. I mean,I've got the Match The Shadows thing down, but keeping in time is like marching to no beat at all. very hard. think I'll take a nap now, currently hiding in a cellar in someone's house (very dark, easy to hide in, y'know the deal)